Does anyone have suggestions for a....?

Question

good band in the genre of

Pirate Metal

Epic Clown Metal(nothing creepy please)

Dead Bear Metal

Atomic Mom Metal

Bee Keeper Metalcore

and

German Beer Brewer Metalcore grind?

Thanks for any suggestions!

Answer 1

HEY SHUT UP DUDE

Lol, whatever...

Pirate: Alestorm, Scurvy, Davy Jones Locker

Epic Clown: Unexpect (only good non juggalo band)

Dead bear: Dying Fetus, lol.

Atomic Mom: http://www.myspace.com/atomicmom

bee Keeper: Hatebeak, and or Caninus (animal themed bands)

German Beer: Rammstein...German Metal.

Answer 2

those are some of my favorite genres along with stamp collecting metal

Pirate Metal- the wood teeth

Epic Clown Metal- binki and the ballers

Dead Bear Metal- not-so-gentle ben and the zombears

Atomic Mom Metal- the dirty bombs

Bee Keeper Metalcore- the honeycums

German Beer Brewer Metalcore grind- octoberthrash

forgive me for not giving links.

Answer 3

This is what all metal sounds like to your parents:

http://www.myspace.com/axcx

Answer 4

How long did it take you to make these genres up?  Probably not as long as it is taking me to type this.

Answer 5

Pirate Metal: Alestorm

Epic Clown Metal: Immortal (have you seen their Call of the Wintermoon video!?)

Not sure about the rest.

Answer 6

Metal just keeps getting more and more ridiculous.

Answer 7

Lol I have heard of Pirate and Epic Clown metal by Borne ov Brutality but the rest is wtf???