Does anyone know a good blonde joke?

Question

I'm brunette and my best friend is blonde

we joke around back and forth about my being brunette and her being blonde

does anyone know a good blonde joke or story?

Answer 1

I know this is not exactly a joke but my husband always says: He prefers blonds as they get dirty quicker.

Answer 2

A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied,

"You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."

Answer 3

Two Blonde guys are driving past a corn field. They look out the window and see a blonde girl in a row boat in the middle of the corn field rowing. One blonde says, "Those types of things give us blondes a bad name!" The other guy replies, "Yeah! If I could swim, I'd go tell her that!"  

Answer 4

once there was a blonde and she went into a shop and asked the shopkeeper- How much does that TV cost?

Shopkeeper- we don't serve blond-es.

So the next day the blonde made her hair brown and went to the shop for the TV. But the shopkeeper said the same thing.

She went home and made her hair black again so that she doesn't get noticed. and she went to the shop next day and asked the same thing. The shopkeeper replied as he does.

The blonde- How do you know that i'm a blonde?

Shopkeeper- Because that is a microwave.

hehehehe

Answer 5

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and it immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip.

She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.

She starts to lose consciousness, but to her great fortune, Bobby, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.

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Answer 6

There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.

If you told a lie it would suck you in.

One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.

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A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all

these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid,

so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are

smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is

going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.

The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets

down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and

smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living

room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.

He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at

the same time.

He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks

what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him

that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by

painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket

over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the

directions on the paint can and they said....

FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.

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A blonde was so stupid, she studied for a blood test.

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Answer 7

Head this joke on the radio a little while ago, and thought you might enjoy it:

One day a blonde teenager decided she needed to make a little extra cash, so she decided to hire herself out doing odd jobs for her neighbors.

Early Saturday morning she knocked on Mr. Redding's door and asked him if he had any odd jobs he'd hire her to do for him.

He told her, "Sure, why don't you paint our porch? I'll pay you $45 dollars."

The blonde quickly agreed and Mr. Redding told her she'd find everything she'd need --the paint and paintbrushes-- in the shed beside the house. She went to work and was easily finished by noon.

When she'd finished, she knocked on her neighbors door again. This time both Mr. & Mrs. Redding came to the door.

The blonde told them, "I've finished painting! And I even had enough paint to paint it twice!"

Mrs. Redding was so impressed by how quickly she'd finished, she'd insisted her husband gave the blonde another $20.

The blonde smiled, thanked them and said, "By the way, that's not a porch. It's a Mercedes."

=D Hope ya liked it!

Answer 8

Why are so many Blonde jokes one liners?

So men can remember them !

Answer 9

How do u get a one arm blonde out of a tree.

Wave.