Does anyone know a good political joke?

Question

Most of your jokes are pathetic

Answer 1

YEAH,Obama

Answer 2

Hitlery Clinton

Answer 3

Near Fredericksburg, Texas, where there is a large German-speaking population, a farmer walking down a country road notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand. The farmer shouted, "Trink das wasser nicht die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." (Translation: Don't drink the water, the cows have **** in it.) The man shouted back, "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama, I can't understand you. Please speak in English." The farmer replied, "Use two hands, you'll get more."

Answer 4

How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?

That light bulb's never getting changed.

Answer 5

Obama: I will completly erase our dependency on foreign oil in 10 years.

Me:All right got that down on my calender

Answer 6

george bush is a genius!