Does anyone know about funny or wise lines?

Question

if you do please post them and if you know a site for it please post that too

Answer 1

Here's some of my favorites:

If physics know so much, why don't they win the lottery.

He who snoozes, loses.

I've been waiting so long to see the doctor, I think I recovered.

The early bird gets the worm, but the late rising worm lives.

If we quit voting, will they all go away?

The person who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

I can only please one person per day.  Today is not your day.  Tomorrow is not looking good either.

Things are more like they are now than they've ever been before.

I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.

Answer 2

"I have great confidence in the ability of fools, self-confidence my friends call it." Edgar Allen Poe

"What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce." Mark Twain