Does anyone know any awesome sarcastic remarks that I could use during my sophomore year of high school?

Answer 1

why would you need to know that?

Answer 2

"I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here."

Answer 3

"You're the best reason I can think of for cousins never to marry"

"You're Getting Even While I'm Getting Odd."

"You look good with that weight you put on."

Answer 4

i was almost your father but the line was too ******* long lmao

Answer 5

aww to bad

cry me a river

build me a brigde

jump off of it

no need for both of us to be sad

Answer 6

"That's what she said"

A pretty good response to anything, but it's funnier if the initial statement can be construed as something sexual