Does anyone know any funny quotations about high school?

Question

My friends and I are about to start high school, and I need some funny quotations about high school to get us into the spirit of things. Can you give me some good ones?

Answer 1

"Enjoy yourself. These are the good old days you're going to miss in the years ahead."

"High School is a lot like toilet paper, you only miss it when its gone."

"We don't go to high school... we go to school high"

       - I always found the play on words funny, but that might not apply to you if you don't indulge in the marijuana smoke..

That's all I can think of off the top of my head.... hope you enjoy your high school career to the fullest, cause it goes by quick!... even when it seems like it'll never end... it'll be over before you know it.. so don't take it for granted! best of luck freshman!

Answer 2

In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window.

More funny Rodney Dangerfield quotes

Mark Twain

In the first place God made idiots; that was for practice; then he made school boards.

Answer 3

“If you get a bad grade in school, show it to your Mom while she’s on the phone.”

Answer 4

"School prepares you for the real world... which also sucks."