Does anyone know any funny "mama" jokes ??

Question

Does anyone know any funny "mama" jokes ??

Answer 1

maaaammmaaa

Answer 2

here are some

yo mama so fat that when she ordered a water bed they had to make a XXL blanket for the ocean

your mama so ugly when she searched the word ugly in the dictionary her picture was printed right there.

your mama so fat that she was the only target big enough to land a rocket.  

Answer 3

yo mama so fat when she entered a fat contest she won first, second, and third

Answer 4

Yo Momma is so fat when she swims in the ocean,

You can see baby whales nursing on her.

Yo Momma is so Fat she sweats bacon grease

Yo Momma is so fat she uses a mattress as a maxi-pad

Answer 5

Yo mama's teeth sooo yellow, whenever she smiles traffic slows down.

Yo mama so stupid she returned a donut 'cause it had a hole in it

Yo mama is so poor she ran after a garbage truck with a shopping list in her hand

Answer 6

Peep 1) "what the heck you doin?"

Peep 2) "Yoor mamma"

Answer 7

Here are some sites with endless "yo mama" jokes.

http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes.ht...

http://www.basicjokes.com/yomama.php

http://www.duckshit.com/yo-mama-jokes/yo...

http://www.innocentenglish.com/best-funn...

http://www.cleanjoke.com/humor/Funny-Stu...

Hope i helped...Happy Laughs :)

Answer 8

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

Answer 9

Yo mamma is so fat, that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Yo mamma is so poor that when you stepped on a lit cigarette in the house, she said "who turned off the heating?"

Yo mamma is so stupid that when she hear it was going to be chili outside, she went outside with a bowl.

Yo mamma is so fat that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck.

You should check google...they might have more.

Answer 10

your mama is so fat, when a school bus went by with white kids in it, she screamed "stop that twinkeyy"

if your smart youll get it

Answer 11

1) Roses are red, Violets are blue, Yo mom is a ho

2) Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read.

3) Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

4) Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.

5) Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

6) Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

7) Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.