Does anyone know any good Twilight themed away messages?

Question

Hey guys!

i was just wondering if anyone knew any good twilight related away messages or where i could find some. :D Thanks!

Answer 1

If you mean for AIM, here are some that I have thought of... (They might be pretty cheesy. Sorry!)

'Edward (or Jacob) are away right now. I will talk to you later!'

'I am in the Twilight zone.'

'I am devouring every word of Breaking Dawn. I can't talk'

'I am fighting off evil vampires while Edward is sucking venom out of my hand. Can't talk until I get my hand wrapped up!'

Lol, idk. Bye!

Answer 2

Twilight: Demeaning the definition of love and plot since 2005

Twilight: Love based on how tasty you look?  How touching.

Bella Swan, everyone's favorite Mary-Sue

Want a boyfriend that will match your sparkly lipgloss? Then Twilight is for you!

If Edward Cullen is a vampire, than Bella is a necrophiliac.

Twilight: a vampire's only weakness...school girls named Bella...GASP!!!"

Bella: I'm obsessively infatuated with sparkly things!"

Twilight: Because nothing says "love" like wanting to devour your girlfriend.

Twilight: For readers who think having a 'plot' was sooooo last year.

"Twilight: Because nothing says 'scary' like sparkly vampires."