Does anyone know any good asian jokes?

Question

i know lots of women jokes or jew jokes or black jokes but i dont know any asian ones

Answer 1

Who would go out with an asian???

NOBODY becuz they have small ***** hahaha

Answer 2

Who owns enough of America's debt to destroy the U.S. economy?

China.

Oh, that's no joke.

Answer 3

no. do you know any good white ones? would you like to? or jsut the ones that are different from your own race?

Answer 4

what do you call a korean guy who married a chinese and got a black kid??

--sum ting wong

Answer 5

It's a Jewish and Chinese joke.

A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain.

His copilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together, and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.

Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, 'I don't like Chinese.'

'No rike Chinese?' asks the copilot, '....why not?'

'You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why !'

'No, no,' the co-pilot protests, 'Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese.'

'Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese... doesn't matter, you're all alike!'

There's a few minutes of silence.

'I no rike Jews either!' the copilot suddenly announces.

'Oh yeah, why not?' asks the captain.

'Jews sink Titanic.'

'What? That's insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!' exclaims the captain, 'It was an iceberg!'

'Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg ...no mattah... all same.'

Answer 6

A policeman was testing 3 Singh brothers who were training to become

detectives.

To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the

first Singh a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your

suspect, how would you recognize him?"

The first Singh answers, "That's

easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!" The policeman

says, "Well...uh.. .that's because the picture I showed is his side

profile."

Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for

5 seconds at the second Singh and asks him, "This is your suspect, how

would

you recognize him?"

The second Singh smiles and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy

to catch because he only has one ear!" The policeman angrily responds,

"What's the matter with you two? Of course only one eye and one ear are

showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer

you can come up with?"

Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third Singh

and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you

recognize him?

He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer." The Singh

looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears

contact lenses." The policeman is surprised and speechless because he

really

doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. "Well, that's an

interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and

I'll get back to you on that." He leaves the room and goes to his office,

checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming

smile on his face.

"Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact

lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation? "

"That's easy," the Singh replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he

only has one eye and one ear."