Does anyone know any good comedic monologues?

Question

I'm a teenage girl and I need some monologues for a camp audition. I would prefer some monologues that can stand on their own meaning not nesscisarily from a play. No movies please. Thank you soooo much.

Answer 1

I was browsing around for monos, and this web gives good ones.

maybe they would be just a little bit longer.

http://www.ispgroupinc.com/monologues/mo...

Answer 2

George Carlin's "The Seven Words You Can't Say On TV."

Answer 3

Watch the tonight show, Jay Leno gives one  every night.