Does anyone know any good "dead like a" jokes?

Question

ex. dead like a startled hamster

Answer 1

dead like a 60 year old woman in the bathroom of a delta flight.

haha... only funny if you have heard about that story  

Answer 2

dead like this question?lol jk

Answer 3

Dead like a sack o potatoes...

Answer 4

dead like your uncle Earl after ate  all the potato salad

Answer 5

Dead like a macaroni...

Answer 6

dead like a deer running accross the street, then a Mac truck came and hit".