Does anyone know any good "when life gives you....you make..." quotes?????

Question

i don't want anything about lemons because i already know that one so anything else that makes sense will do.

Answer 1

when life gives you opputunities take them

Answer 2

when life gives you lemons make lemonade and then find someone whos life has given them vodka and have a party! lol..i know u said no lemons but its a new spin on an old phrase

Answer 3

when life gives you lemons you sell them on ebay before the rot

when life gives you spinach you throw it back and demand cookies

when life gives you a child you look at it and say "omg its shrek!"

when life gives you books you use them for cheap fire wood

when life gives you sunshine you often get burned

when life gives you a bf/gf you look into there eyes and say "um do you know you have alittle c**p stuck in your teeth!"

hope i helped!

Answer 4

When Life gives you lemons...you throw them back and scream I want Edward Cullen!

Answer 5

when life gives you lemons....throw them back and yell "WE WANT THE JONAS BROTHERS!!"

~~real quote!! credit goes to JB

[  you know its awesome ;)   ]

Answer 6

when life gives you limes rearrange the letters and smile