Does anyone know any good websites to find funny quotes?

Question

if so please post them

thanks :)

Answer 1

http://www.oldfashionedamericanhumor.com...

Answer 2

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

http://www.coolfunnyquotes.com/

I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you."

http://thinkexist.com/quotations/funny/

"Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?"

"You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to

people that work nights?"

http://www.goodquotes.com/funnythoughts....

Answer 3

http://www.coolfunnyquotes.com/: Example:

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

http://www.amusingquotes.com/ Example: I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack

A dreamcatcher works, if your dream is to be g*y.