Does anyone know any more gags like these???

Question

They smashed his face in..

>>>> who??

>>>>humpty dumpty!!! or

i think they pushed him..

>>>who??

>>>> humpty dumpty

do you know what i really cant stand??

>>>what??

>>>>> a piece of string!!!

what a nightmare eh....

>>>>>what is??

>>>those dreams you have when your asleep!!!

does anyone know any more silly little gags simular to these????

Answer 1

i get it....lol...good ones

Answer 2

don't get it, ,

but here's a riddle.............

what gets wetter as it dries  

Answer 3

he'll be on the plane now

who

the joiner doing my doors

he's got a cob on

who

the bread man

i cant get over it

what

a six foot wall

i dont understand it

what

chinese

he's got a big head he has

who

humpty dumpty

hope you like them

Answer 4

cannibal's girlfriend/ do you like me? ive tasted better.

can i smell your *****? no! must be your feet.

im going to kill you, do you mean it or are you joking? i mean it!!

good i dont like jokes like that.

Answer 5

I think he's heading for a breakdown.

The AA man

He's still going out with that old bag.

Father Christmas

I think he got the sack.

The postman/circumsiser

It's good they're back together after all that sh*t.

My bum cheeks

Cor, he's a dark horse aint he?

Black Beauty

That's all I got.  There's many many more but I can't remember them all......

The person above with the plane one cracked me up.  Not heard that one before

Answer 6

Mary had a little lamb

she also had a bear

i've often seen her little lamb

but never seen her bear