Does anyone know any wicked awsome jokes?

Question

Does anyone know any wicked awsome jokes?

Answer 1

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

That one is so funny! Its my favorite!

Answer 2

Hey....Johnny boy...why did you put it under the sub-heading Villa Gesell?? Souldn't be under jokes? haha

Here is my joke....MIKES HAIR!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

or maybe...umm...........yeah.......hold on, ok..........HEY I SAID BLOODY HOLD ON!!....ok........wait!......ummm.......... yet...........NOT FLIPPIN' YET!!!!.......oh here: 3 guys walk into a bar and they are all happy and excited yelling out "YEAH, we got it done in a 138 days!! wooo!!"  and the guys say, "Drinks are on us" so out of curiousity the bartender asks "Why are you so happy and what did you do in 138 days that is amazing?"  and the 3 guys reply, "Well, we got this here puzzle done in 138 days when on the side of the box it says '3-5 years'....^^

Answer 3

Jesus was walking through Palestine followed by his entourage when he came across a group of women. The were about to stone another woman to death. Jesus asked the women why.

Because she's a prostitute they replied.

Jesus stepped forward and said "let she who is without sin cast the first stone"

From out of his crowd of followers came a stone which his the prostitute full in the face.

Jesus turns around and said "you know sometimes mother, you really p**s me off"

Answer 4

What happens to elephant when it rains ?  

It gets wet !

Answer 5

i know some way wicked awesome jokes, but i only tell them while dining out