Does anyone know how to become a mermaid quick and easy? serisously. i NEED to know. please no hate.?

Question

some thing i can do simply. somthing that my parents wont notice right away...like putting goldfish into the bathtub. lmao

Answer 1

Mermaids of myth are really water elementals, Nymphs in the greek mythology.

the fact you actually took the time and effort to type this question, you obviously feel some connection to them...

You may want to research water elementals, Undines, Nymphs.. especially look up the renaissance paintings.

yes nowadays ppl dismiss past sightings and stories of sailor meeting them as just dewgongs and the like but look into the rich history of paintings and stories about the mermaids, the sea maidens, the nymphs... some believe some of these painters even caught a glimpse of these maidens upon their native shores...

anyway food for thought...

You cant become one but you can befriend them...however they exist in the astral realm so unless you are able to contact that realm you wouldnt even know if one was in front of you... but hey its worth a try... ;-)

Answer 2

Become a really good synchronised swimmer, and do a routine where you all wear fish tail costumes.  That's about as close as you can get.

Answer 3

I like mermaids... and cookies.  :)

Answer 4

Tie your legs together until you get a yeast infection, and then you'll be very fishlike from the waist down.

It may take a few days, so don't shower.

Hope this helps.

Answer 5

hi im new,

recite this in the bathtub or shower with a piece of jewlrey and say

magic spirits of the deep

i would like a tail not two feet

beauty upon me fish all kinds

let me see when i am finished in the sea

when im dry let my feet return to me"

hope it works!! :D

Answer 6

bah. no clue. werewolves and mermaids are entirely different things so i cant offer you any ords of advice here apart form the fact that everyone else that has answered this question before me is a MEANER!!! lol.

Hmm........im not sure how i would describe a werewolf shift either when i come to think about it tho....it is possible....im pretty sure.....wait let me ponder this and if i find anything i shall edit my answer or message you....*que dramatic music*

Answer 7

You can't change your physical body that much with natural means or magical. If mermaids exist, they would be a different species from human beings. It would be like saying I want to turn into a walrus or penguin, you just can't.

Mermaid like creatures might exist. manatees and dewgongs were thought to be mermaids a long time ago, so perhaps there is a type of fish or sea mammal that actually resembles a mermaid more in detail. We have barely explored our oceans, there is still a ton of c**p we don't know.

However, a half human, half fish creature doesn't exist because it is a physical impossibility.In order for such a creature to exist the DNA of a fish and a human would probably have to be altered and just the plain physical thing don't add up. The way humans are physically, where our organs are and such reflects on our environment. i f a mermaid had the upper body of a human being, then there lungs would be the same as well, lungs used for on land living. Since human beings can only hold their breath for so long before needing oxygen, I am sure we would have seen more mermaids by now, and know how they came to be.

the only way you could possibly say you were a real mermaid were to be if you were to go under some very dangerous and probably fatal surgery to combine your legs, put scales on them, rearrange your lower body organs, alter your lungs and that still wouldn't be enough. you would still actually be a human being with humand needs, like certain nutrients obtained form food that you just can't get in the sea

Answer 8

This spell really works. It makes you like one of the H2O girls. It takes about one month for a full tail to come when you touch water (even a tiny drop will change you) and about two months to get a power.

Recite:

Insouciant inclemency

Redoubtable mediocracy

Refutable humanity

Make me what I wish to be…..

A MERMAID

Witches one and witches all

Give this power to me

Repeat 10 times

Whatever you do, DO NOT SAY THIS WHILE DRY!!!!! You do not have to be in the bath, shower, pool, or ocean while you say this. Some part of you just has to be touching water. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO SAY THIS ON A FULL MOON. Just don’t look at it or you will regret looking at it (after saying the spell).

After saying this spell, you will probably have side effect(s) like singing well alot, stomachaches, achy or itchy legs, the urge to drink a lot of water, the urge to touch water/go swimming, a rash, mermaid dreams, dizzines, weakness, and the unconscious urge to keep your legs crossed or together. Sometimes your legs might even stick together.

Tail colors vary, and you do not decide what color your tail will be. You do not get to choose your power. Powers I’ve heard of are the H2O powers (heating, freezing, or shaping water), psychic powers, and telekinesis.

For this spell to work, you need to have a symbol; something that is special to you and is on your upper body (so it will still be visible when you grow a tail). It can be a necklace, a bracelet, a ring, your hair, your eyes, etc. You cannot take it off for more than two hours at a time or you will lose your powers and tail or the spell won’t work. You also have to believe the spell will work or else it won’t. I’ve seen its effects; it does work.

Anyone with more questions can post them on here in an entry and I will answer them as best as I can.

PS Boys can say this spell and have it work too. I think everything just takes a little longer for them.

Answer 9

um. thats an odd question, you cannot turn into a mermaid, they dont exist

Answer 10

You can't... it's just a fact.

Answer 11

further to what Btvs witch said, no human can be a mermaid as they are the spirit of the sea and you would not be one or anyone else as you are not pure of heart and not worthy to be such a beautiful thing in our human form. Oh by the way the whole half human, half fish is not a real mermaid anyway that is just Hollywood and the drunken confusion of seamen in the olden days they are not like that at all. They are all fishy i'm afraid greeny blue like the sea and that is why you get a glimpse of them if you truelly believe. In the astral plane they are playful and quite shy and loyal friends. I love having my fishy friends lol.

Answer 12

you could try cloning fish from dna and then try in-planting some onto your sisters  skin and see what happens to her