Does anyone know how to make the pants that Criss Angel uses in his Levitation?

Question

I don't want to know where to buy them, just how to make them. Please be helpful.

Answer 1

Yes..oh my.....first you must travel to the land of gonnarea and pluck 6 silk feathers from the back of a living griffin.  Slay a horned Rocky Rhino from the hills of perneuses then take the hide and sew them togther with the spider silk of a wetlands nighcrawler.   Microwave them all on high in h***s  hall of torment for 3-6 minutes depending on temp.

POOF there ya have it ....a pair of Criss Angell pants!

Warning: will last only 3 days then will dissapear into nothing

Answer 2

My goal is to get into his pants, so when I do I'll let you know about them.