Does anyone know if there are any dwarf escorts working around the East or West Midlands area?

Question

Would you have a contact number or website address for her?

Answer 1

Is that a P.O.R.G. female who is an escort, or are you wanting an escort for a P.O.R.G.?

("Person of retarded growth", it was the politically correct term at one point until smeone pointed out that dwarves don't want to be thought of as retarded.)

Answer 2

any escort service should be able to provide you with a dwarf.  just call them and let them know what you are looking for and they will arrange it for you.

Answer 3

have you tried british gnome stores

Answer 4

no,,, but i'd love to know why

Answer 5

I know a few people who live in the west midlands and yes they are strange so maybe everyone who lives there are all strange. Good luck with your search

Answer 6

Ive been coming on answers for a while but this is by far the strangest question I have ever seen on here. Congratulations, and good luck with the dwarf prostitute...should be a few in panto right now, try hanging round the back of theaters...

Answer 7

That's quite funny - why'd you wanna know!?

Answer 8

Saves on kneepads