Does anyone know of any good skiing or snowboarding jokes?

Question

Does anyone know of any good skiing or snowboarding jokes?

Answer 1

whats up with everyone knockin snowboarders...  

so three guys were camping in a tent.. guy on the left wakes up in the morning and goes "wow i had this dream i got the best handjob of my life last night!"  the guy on the right goes "really, i dreamed i had the best handjob also!"  dude in the middle goes "thats weird i had this dream i was skiing!"  

knee slapper, i know

Answer 2

What do snowboarders use for birth control?

Their personalities!

Answer 3

The only thing skiers are good for is when they sit in between two snowboarders on a chairlift... :)

Answer 4

What do you call a snow boarder who just broke up with their girlfriend?

  HOMELESS!!!!!!!!!

Answer 5

http://www.frostyrider.com/jokes/

Answer 6

How many snowboarders does it take to spin off a jump?

Three

One to spin, one to film it and one to say:

"That's sick dude!"

Answer 7

Yea - the guys at work like to make fun of me because I ride - they are always asking me if my knucles only drag on the ground when I'm on the snow.

Here is the best one I have ever heard:

There are four guys driving into town from the resort after some of them were snowboarding all day long - who was driving? The police officer!

Good Luck