Does anyone know of any witty/ inspirational quotes?

Question

I need a senior quote

Answer 1

never let yesterday take up too much of today..dont know who said it

Answer 2

"Practice makes perfect, but if nothing's perfect why practice?"

Answer 3

here is always some madness in love. but there is also always some reason in madness.

-friedrich neitzsche

conversation should be pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, free without indecency, learned without conceitedness, novel without falsehood.

-william shakespeare

my role in society, or any artist's or poet's role, is to try and express what we all feel. not to tell people how to feel. not as a preacher, not as a leader, but as a reflection of us all.

-john lennon

those who are faithful know only the trivial side of love: it is the faithless who know love's tragedies.

-oscar wilde

when one door closes another opens. but often we look so long so regretfully upon the closed door that we fail to see the one that has opened for us.

-helen keller

hatred does not cease by hatred, but only by love; this is the eternal rule.

-buddha

the meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed.

-carl jung

it is love that i am seeking for,

but of a beautiful, unheard-of kind

that is not in the world.

-william butler yeats

those are my favorites. if they don't suit you, try http://www.quotationspage.com/

Answer 4

Sic vis pacem, para bellum (Translated to - If you want peace, prepare for war)



or , Fighting for peace is like "s******g" fro virginity

Answer 5

Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those you think!

Answer 6

“I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.” - Oscar Wilde

“I don't at all like knowing what people say of me behind my back. It makes me far too conceited.” - Oscar Wilde

“One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.” - Oscar Wilde

“I have nothing to declare except my genius.” - Oscar Wilde

Answer 7

" Never give up what you want most for what you want at the moment"

Answer 8

Every morning when a lion wakes up, its only aim is to run faster than the slowest deer, so that it can survive.

Every morning when a deer wakes up, its only aim is to run faster than the fastest lion, so that it can survive.

Choose what u want to be...!

Answer 9

theres no I in team but theres is in wIn

see a doctor and get rid of it

s***w up now before its too late

always remember to pillage before you burn

alcohol was believed to be a factor

keep your coins i want change

Answer 10

"Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon."

"When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, give it a thousand reasons to smile."

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Answer 11

be the change you wish to see in the world

                ~muhatma ghandi

Answer 12

Don't sweat the petty stuff, just pet the sweaty stuff.  

if that's too dirty try this.  It's important to add years to your life.  It's more important to add life to your years.

also my dad always said...Nothin to it, but to do it.

Answer 13

lifes hard then you die

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...

Answer 14

it is better to appear foolish, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Answer 15

If u dare to fail miserably u can achieve greatly ......

Answer 16

If you got them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow

-John Wayne

Answer 17

Again, it’s not right to make a sweeping assumption that everyone in this particular demographic shares the same concerns. However, there are some common issues that seem to be important to anyone over 50

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Answer 18

check out Dorothy Parker's quotes. she is the best. google 'dorothy parker quotes'

Answer 19

The tassel's worth the hassle!  ~Author Unknown

Answer 20

when life hands you lemons...make lemona...

oh s***w that, make yourself some apple juice

Answer 21

All things being equal fat people use more soap.

Early bird gets the worm but second mouse gets the cheese.