Does anyone know some good cowgirl or country sayings?

Question

I was wondering if anyone had any cowgirl or country saying. I can't seem to find any anywhere. And if you know a really good site that has some please leave a link.

Thanks,

TiffanieKae

Answer 1

You can lead a horse to water, but pencil is always led.

Don't interfere with something that ain't botherin' you none

Always drink upstream from the herd

Moo Moo Moo .. Cow with PMT :-)

Answer 2

"If Barrell Racing were easy it'd be called Bull Riding or Bronc busting. "

"It's raining like a cow pi**ing on a flat rock"

Answer 3

(surprise)"Oh, my stars and garters!"

"you stinkin' sidewinder"

Answer 4

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us."

"You double-crossing dirty rat!"

"Sheriff, there's trouble down at the saloon."

"Tell ma...I..."

Answer 5

heres some pretty good ones

so many cowboys, so little rope!

When in doubt, let your horse do the thinkin'

"If your horse says no, you either asked the wrong question, or asked the question wrong."

got them on a really Great website

Answer 6

Winning isn't everything...hold my belt buckle while i kiss your girlfriend.

If it doesn't involve ropin', ridin', or saddles, count me out... AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, MY HORSE HAS A SPECIAL GIFT MADE JUST FOR YOU!

Boots, chaps and cowboy hats... nothin' else matters.

You live in h**l? HA! I ride him everyday.

If you think 8 seconds is quick, come with me on a Sunday.

If you think bull ridin' isn't extreme, come sit on his back and try on my boots.

It's the bulls and blood, dust and mud, and the roar of a Sunday crowd.

Grass is for bulls, what do you ride?

You can call me a Red neck, Hick, Goat Roaper, Sheep Hurder, Cowboy type pick-o-f*g, but I'm still better than you.

Skate boards are cool, but bulls are better.

CAUTION: Falling Cowboy.

Your good after 8 seconds.

Basketball, Football, Baseball... RODEO: Bring your own BALLS!!!

How long can you last, 8 seconds?

Ride the bull, or ride me... Take your choice.

Save money on the bull, ride a cowboy. (girls)

Save money on the horse, Ride a cowgirl. (boys)

It's all very simple, keep your mind in the middle while your butt spins round and round.

Cowboy butts drive me nuts!

So many cowboys, so little rope!

If you rope me, You can have me

Cowgirl Motto: Party til he's cute!

We got it, Cowboys want it, We know it~ COWGIRLS RULE!!!

Cowboys are like outhouses...All the good ones are taken!!        

    *  Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.

    * Always drink upstream from the herd.

    * There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.

    * Never miss a good chance to shut up.

    * We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.

    * Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

    * If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

    * I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.

    * The best way out of a difficulty is through it.

    * There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence.

    * What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.

    * Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.

    * An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.

    * If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.

    * Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back.

Random Cowboy Quotes

    *  If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a  duck... it's a duck.

    * Don't squat with your spurs on.

    * If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.

    * It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.

    * Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

    * Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

    * You live in h**l? HA! I ride him everyday.

    * Grass is for bulls, what do you ride?

    * "A gun is a tool, Marion, no better or no worse than any other tool, an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that." -- Shane

    * Talk slowly, think quickly.

    * Sometimes you get and sometimes you get got.

    * Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction.

Answer 7

listen to some country music....new stuff, garth, etc..

my favorite is Pickup Man...

set my truck on fire, roll it down a hill, still wouldnt trade for a coupe deville

or,

shes got a 6 foot bed that never has to be made :)  good luck

2 fav Garth songs...HonkyTonk Bar Assoc, Pappa loved Mamma?  i think those are the names