Does anyone know some good (yo mama) jokes?

Question

ur moma is so ugly tha even freddy krueger has nightmares of her! lol!

Answer 1

Yo Mama so poor, she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

Yo Mama so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

Yo Mama so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job.

Answer 2

You mean they still tell those retarded jokes???

Answer 3

That one was lame lol sorry... try this website: http://www.humorsphere.com/yo_mama/

hope it helps =]

Answer 4

Yo Momma so dumb, she returned her doughnut cause it had a hole in it.

Answer 5

yo mommas so fat when she go for a swim in the ocean all the whales start to sing "we are family....

Answer 6

yo momma so fat she jelous of the wall

Answer 7

yo mama is so fat .... that when she steps on the scales a sign lights up that says "one at a time please"

Answer 8

You MUST go to yomama.com  Too funny

Answer 9

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Answer 10

3 things I fear most,,,Osama,,Obama, and yo momma