Does anyone know the lyrics for a FreeCreditReport.com commercial?

Question

Hey! Does anyone know the lyrics for the commercial in which the guy & a ot of people are riding their bikes? I really want them PLEASE!

:D

Answer 1

The one with the bikes goes:

"Check it out. Gas prices blowin' up sky high.

Ditched my used sub-compact for a two-wheeled ride.

Now I'm rollin' eco-friendly but I still look bad.

When the bike store saw my credit they said this was all they had.

Singin F to the R to the E to the E

To the C to the R to the E-D-I-T

Re to the Port to the Dot to the Com

Come on Everybody grab your bike and sing along.

It's easy. F to the R to the E to the E..."

The Dreamgirl one:

"Well I married my dreamgirl. I married my dreamgirl.

But she didn't tell me her credit was bad.

So now instead of living in a pleasant suburb,

we're living in the basement at her mom and dad's.

No we can't get a loan for a respectable home,

just because my girl defaulted on some old credit card.

If we'd gone to freecreditreport.com

I'd be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard."

And the sub-compact commercial:

"Well I was shoppin' for a new car. Which one's me?

A cool convertible or an SUV.

Too bad I didn't know my credit was wack,

cuz now I'm drivin' off the lot in a used sub-compact.

F-R-E-E that spells freecreditreport.com, baby.

So their adds on my tv. I thought about goin' but was too lazy.

Now instead of lookin' fly and rollin' fat,

my legs are stickin' to the vinyl

and my posse's gettin' laughed at.

F-R-E-E that spells freecreditreport.com, baby."

I know the one from the seafood restaurant commercial by heart:

"They say a man should always dress for the job he wants.

So why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant.

It's all because some hacker stole my identity.

Now I'm in here every evening serving chowder and iced tea.

Shoulda gone to freeeee credit report.com

I could have seen this comin' at me like an atom bomb.

They monitor your credit and send you email alerts,

so you don't wind up sellin' fish to tourists in tshirts."