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Does anyone know this rugby/drinking song?

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the only part of the song i can remember is

"if you cant get ****** on a saturday night

you'll never get ****** at all"

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  1. Balls to your partner,

    And @rseholes to the wall,

    If you canna get f-cked on a Saturday night,

    You'll never get f-cked at all!

    The village idiot he was there,

    Up to his usual tricks,

    He........

    etc...    First verse above is the chorus, repeated between verses telling who was there and what they did......(can't remember any right now).


  2. The name of the song is "The Ball of Kirriemuir" (spelling may not be right).

    There are numerous verses and many more probably get made up from time to time.

    The verses are 4 lines all starting with "The ..... was there" and then describing something lewd or outrageous about them.

    Vague memories include:

    It was the gathering of the clans

    and all the Scots were there

    a-feeling up their partners

    and playing with their hairs

    The farmer's daughter, she was there,

    Silly little bunt (contrived word there)

    with poison ivy in her hair

    and thistles up her ****

    The vicars wife she was there,

    she had us all in fits

    a-swinging from the chandelier

    and bounching on her ****

    and on and on

  3. Elton John he was there,

    He was dressed in glitter,

    He pranced about around the hall,

    Then took it up the  ....

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