Does anyone know where I can buy a new hand?

Question

My old one is broke from too much handball!

Answer 1

Your local corner store should have them in stock

Answer 2

from your local handyman

Answer 3

from the local hand shop

Answer 4

say what?

Answer 5

try walmart

Answer 6

come again

Answer 7

buy one at the toy store? =]

Answer 8

You don't need a new one....There's a Visine for that!

Answer 9

Pull the one out of Ye Pants.

Answer 10

I don't know how old you are but I'm 64 and have some advise for all you handballers.

I played recreational and competitive handball from ages 26 through 42 and if I had it to do all over, I’d take up another sport.

I loved learning how to use my left hand as well as my right hand and to not throw with my left hand like a girl.  The competition is great fun and the camaraderie is like no other.

That said, I didn’t know what later life problems handball would cause.  I would hit both right and left handed open hand shots and clinched fist shots.  As a result, the second knuckle (closest to the nail) on each hand, 8 out of 10 fingers, have calcium built up in them so that they are arthritis spots waiting to freeze up.  My left pinky just went through h**l ending up frozen in a set position.  The doctors said that it was due to all the abuse I subjected my hands to when I played handball.

The knuckles started showing the abuse about 3 years after I quit playing.  So, beware and aware of the potential dangers of playing too much serious handball.

Answer 11

you'll need to put vasaline down into the open splits and try wearing a thin glove till it heals. after awhile of using a thin glove you may like it better using the glove. if you get like a thin glove that is cut off at the fingers and sorta rubbery in the palm oh yeah now were talking.

Answer 12

u can buy one at a pawn shop, or in a dark alley from a prostethics dealer, usually he's lying drunk and passed out at the feet of the more successful drug dealer.

Answer 13

First you'll have to seek employment, find a "hand job" for instance and work up and down enough until you get enough cash saved up.

Answer 14

lol

Answer 15

the surgeon

Answer 16

You don't need a new hand, you need a new head . You did not notice you hand was getting ruined from too much handball?