Does anyone know where I can find an arch nemesis?

Question

I am seeking a cure for boredem and thought that I would seek an evil enemy to do battle with, thwort his (or her) plans for world domination ect! I am not particularly fussy and would consider megalomaniac or crime lord... but please no users of magic!

Answer 1

You want a megalomaniac villain with plans for world domination?  h**l, just go down to the White House and knock on the door.

Answer 2

You have found one. DUN DUN DUN!

Answer 3

Hah.

I'll give you the number of a guy I worked with. Totally professional arch nemesis, maybe you should look him up.

Unfortunately he does have a tendency to try and take over the world...

Answer 4

No, but if you need a partner to help you, then I'm free this weekend.

My powers include hyperactivity, insanity (temporary), and I can make lasers. I also make a pretty good ham and cheese sandwich!

So, what have you against magic? My old Nemesis was a magic user, but there was an accident in a fight he and I had, and I knocked him off the tower.

So, I'm looking for a rival too. How about it? Wanna team up and look for a villain together?

Answer 5

ill be your nemesis...but i dont want to take over the world i just want power....and i dont use magic but im very good at using weapons,guns knifes,swords etc etc....my name is VillianX.....simple right?

Answer 6

Well, I'm a mad scientist who enjoys stroking small animals while laughing manically. I have various zombie slaves, aspire to take over the world, and enjoy kicking puppies and feeding vegetarians meat on weekends and in my spare time.

Answer 7

Try glasgow city centre at kicking out time. You will find PLENTY!!!!!

Answer 8

You should come to work with me tomorrow, most of the people where I work are total pr*cks.  There would definitely be at least one Arch-Nemesis to be had.

Answer 9

Sure.

*sucks on pinky finger*

I just need a little more time.

My secret volcano lair is behind schedule.

Answer 10

What the h**l, I'm bored too. Sorry, I'm not evil and have no plans of world domination but, I could pretend to be evil and make up a plan for world domination as I go along.

Answer 11

Forget these bottom dwellers!

I (Evil) Dr.Jellyfish will be your Arch Nemesis!  I do have plans for world domination in line - but I thought I'd start with gaining the most answers in the travelling section of answers, more specifically with the questions asked about Taiwan... I also cause mayhem in a few other categories as well.  One of my evil skills is... going to 7-11 and squashing chocolate bars in their wrappers and then buying the only un-squished one (the taste of victory!) - what more could you want in an Arch Nemesis???

Answer 12

Your own doppleganger....could he thwort your own plans?  

Answer 13

I haven't got plans to dominate the world, but I'd like for Wales to dominate the British Isles - maybe you can start with me? And I don't use magic, only illusion.