Does anyone know why my Cubs bobbleheads keep suicide bombing the White Sox ones?

Question

Only happens at night when Im sleeping but they did it again last night. My Conerco bobblehead got blown to shreds and Jenks took serious shrapnel. I know its the Cubs bobbleheads cause I always find some evidence they had been there (Old Style cans and billy goats). Please help me before any one else gets hurt.

Answer 1

because the cubs suck!!

Answer 2

Because the Cubs bobbleheads are jealous that the Sox have won a WS within the last hunded years, and the Cubs will probably choke again this year and blame it on some poor fan.

Answer 3

Hey, just like the movie "Small Soldiers" Cubs are coming to get ya! LOL