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Does anyone still have the email about funny excuses parents made for keeping their kids home from school?

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There is one letter a mom wrote saying that her daughter is "administrating" obviously this is not what she meant...it is a longer email with quite a few of these hilarious letters.

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    Actual School Absence Excuse Notes

    These are excuse notes from parents (including original spelling) collected by schools from all over the country.

    My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.

    Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

    Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.

    Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.

    Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

    John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

    Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.

    Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.

    Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

    Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

    Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the s***s. [words in ()'s were crossed out.]

    Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.

    Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

    Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

    I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear.

    Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

    Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.

    My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.

    Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.

    Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

    Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.

    Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.

    Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.

    Please excuse little Jimmy for not being in school yesterday. His father is gone and I could not get him ready because I was in bed with the doctor.

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    I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my five-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!"

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    My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago."

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    On the first day of school, a first grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents."

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    A woman was trying hard to get the catsup to come out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her four-year old daughter to answer the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her mother. Then she added., "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle."

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    I love the outdoors, and because of my passion for hunting and fishing, my family eats a considerable amount of wild game. So much, in fact, that one evening as I set a platter of broiled venison steaks on the dinner table, my ten-year-old daughter looked up and said, "Boy, it sure would be nice if pizzas lived in the woods."

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    A mother was showing her son how to zip up his coat. "The secret," she said, "is to get the left part of the zipper to fit in the other side before you try to zip it up." The boy looked at her quizzically... "Why does it have to be a secret?"

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    When my daughter was three, we watched Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs for the first time. The wicked queen appeared, disguised as an old lady selling apples, and my daughter was spellbound. Then Snow White took a bite of the poisoned apple and fell to the ground unconscious. As the apple rolled away, my daughter spoke up. "See, Mom. She doesn't like the skin either."

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    A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter --haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"

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