Does anyone want a Chef?

Question

Me mom keeps trying to cook for me but i cant stand eating her food does anyone want her??

Answer 1

is she a milf?

Answer 2

LOL  Just be greatful that you have a mom that will cook for you.  My mom (when I was young and living at home) didnt cook and either we ate out (which gets old after a while) or we had mystery food from a can which turned out to be split pea soup once (never let her live that down)

finally i was glad when she and my stepdad (but i call him my dad cuz he is my dad in my eyes) got together and then married cuz let me tell you i finally got to eat real food.

don't worry you wont die from it i'm sure, just get her to take a break once in a while and you cook for her.  when she see's that you cook better then you can teach her. LOL

good luck

Answer 3

I WANT HER!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 4

Sure send her round, can`t be as bad as the wife`s cooking

Answer 5

YES PLEASE E-MAIL HER OVER HERE TO IRELAND PLEASE

she may not return

Answer 6

sure I do

anytime

she can cook for me

then I will feed her fruit by hand and wash the dishes for her

sure....

smile

good luck

Answer 7

My mother cooked for my brothers and myself, then she stood over us holding a cut off length of sweeping brush handle ready to slam you one on your head if you slowed down eating.  When they started having school dinners after the war, I loved them..................

Answer 8

Does she have other qualities? And do you have a photo of her, I am asking because me mom is missing.

Answer 9

You should be grateful that you have a mother that wants to cook for you.  Not all of us have one that does.  Since she want to/likes to cook for you so much, maybe you should tell her the kinds of food you like to eat and she will start making something different for you - something you like better.

Answer 10

I'll take her.

Answer 11

You should cook for her for a change :)

Answer 12

Send her to college !!! This will teach her to cook good food!! I take it when people say there mums the best cook you say she's the worst!!!  Does you mum know that you don't like her food?

Answer 13

Try selling her. You might make some big bucks. =D

Answer 14

no thanks........

Answer 15

i can't stand my own cooking, but it's better than starving.

u remember that son.

she could always tell u 2 cook.

:)

Answer 16

Be thankful my child. A day may come that you wish she would be there. The day may also come that you wish you had food to eat. Be thankful for all you have good in your life. She will not lawys be in your life. Respect her & love her while you can.

Answer 17

no thanks i am a chef i cook my own food but dont take your mum for granted cook for her!!

Answer 18

Mom is the ONLY thing that you

can't Buy         Can you?

she loves you try to understand

cook with her and make her BATTER cook

Answer 19

That's very mean.  I hope she never sees this question.

Answer 20

Ahh no thanks,I have my chef;My Mom. ^.^

Answer 21

What's she cookin?