Does anyone want to know how to mummify a chicken?

Question

If you do here is what you do.

1.Buy a raw chicken without a head.

2.Name it

3.Make sure you have your gloves on

4.Pull out all the organs

5.Dry the chicken very well,under the wings and inside the chicken (yes it means you have to stick your hand up it)

6.Pour alot of salt on the chicken and rub in well inside and out

7.Pour rosemary over the chicken inside and out- to keep the chicken from smelling

8.Put the chicken in a freezer bag with a zip lock keep in an esky without ice for 2 weeks

9.Get chicken out and repeat process about 2-3 times.

10.After the chicken has marinated in the rosemary and salt for a long time, get the chicken out and rap in bandages until the water from the chicken cannot be felt.

11.WALAH YOU HAVE MUMMIFIED A CHICKEN!!!!

DO NOT EAT THE CHICKEN!!!!!! Also you must WEAR GLOVES!!!!!!!

Answer 1

wow very .....interesting?

Answer 2

NOPE not really thanks for the offer "cluck cluck cluck"

Answer 3

ur my new faviourite person

Answer 4

Hahaha!

I like the way you included naming the chicken as step 2!  And the DO NOT EAT THE CHICKEN!!!!!!

Lol.