Does eating puppies grant you the ability to breath fire?

Question

just wondering cause I read this on the internet a while ago and I must have eaten like 15 puppies allready and STILL cant breath fire on my enemys.

I mean..... howmany puppies does a guy have to eat before he can breath fire?

Answer 1

I can't believe you ate puppies...

Hey, did you know 'gullible' is not in the dictionary?

Answer 2

This is an 18th degree secret.  I will share none of it with the uninitiated.

Answer 3

Oh god, it's kittens, kittens.....

Answer 4

I wish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 5

If it did, I would have done it long ago

Answer 6

your as stupid as the day is long!

Answer 7

You see, the problem you're having is that you're trying to breathe fire on your ENEMIES.  The whole "puppy eating-fire" thing only works when you don't want it to, like whilst talking to your crush or looking at a spot on your pants, etc...  It's kind of a sucky power to have.  If I were you I would stop eating them ASAP.

Answer 8

Are you serious? Of all the dumba** questions i have seen posted, this one takes the cake.

Answer 9

first you have to learn to breath fire for good then worry about your enemies

Answer 10

Dude I think I just fell in love with you!

Will you marry me?!?!?

If you do I'll buy you a flamethrower and you'll never have to eat a puppy again!

Answer 11

It varies person to person..

Just stick with the all puppy diet.

Answer 12

Well,I suggest you don't eat weiner dogs.They will bite your stomache open.

It would probably take 2 golden retrievers,5 great danes,7 chihuahua's,and 4 Pit Bulls.

Answer 13

i agree..stay away from Chihuahuas they are so skittish! maybe you should try feeding them the fire flower first....youll have to take it away from that greedy *astard mario tho....

Answer 14

About 11 yorkies or 3 St. Bernards.  Stay away from Chihuahuas though.  They are stringy and give you the runs.