Does masturbating cause eye bags?

Question

Does masturbating cause eye bags?

Answer 1

to get rid of them put 2 cold spoons under your eyes for like a minute

Answer 2

Absolutely not; that's bull****.  Don't worry, you'll be fine.  Masturbation doesn't cause blindness, eye bags, depression, growing hairy palms, etc.  That was just a bunch c**p that the Puritans made up back in the old days to scare people into not doing it.  Masturbation has alot of health benefits:  it relieves stress, reduces menstrual cramps, helps with premature ejaculation, improves s*x life with partner cause you can tell them how to stimulate you, helps you sleep better, and burns extra calories and IT FEELS SO GOOD.  So keep enjoying yourself.

Answer 3

Well, if that's what you're doing all night instead of sleeping then maybe...but physiologically speaking, no, masturbating does not cause eye bags.

Answer 4

Only if you're losing sleep...