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Does masturbating in a plane give you partial entry into the mile-high club?

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Only if somebody sees you and you texture coat the guys head in front of you.
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Masturbating does not give you entry into anything--not even partial entry. It's all about entry, man--entry!
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LOL   Sure why not?

I took a leak once in the restroom at the top of the Eiffel Tower does that count for anything?  I'm reasonably sure they've never had s*x up there but wonder about that first guy that jacked off on the Space Station.  Bet that was a mess.

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I think it only counts if you have someone do it for you.
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So I guess Bill Clinton didn't have s*x then, Avio??

I did a mutual with my wife on the way to Maui and we were in first class. I consider it a done deal.
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No..the I Wish I Was In The Mile High Club hahaha
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No that just makes you look like a sick chronic masterbater. .
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if your female, as a pilot I deem you 1/2 entry into the mile high club.
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no
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OK - we should create a new 1/2 mile high club.

Funny - good luck.
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NO! Either you are in or out ! ( in or out , get it ?)
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No. It's all about the altitude man. All about the altitude.
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