Does newspaper have calories?

Question

this is a really wierd question

but

water doesnt have calories right?

and most other food and drinks do,

so would like newspaper, or pillow fluff, or anything else have calories.

not that i would ever eat them

im just curious

Answer 1

everything that can be digested, and even if it cant has calories. Even water, just some so low that we dont count them. if we digest it, it can be used as energy or stored as fat for later energy. The amount is a calorie

Answer 2

im pretty sure a newspaper dosent have fat or salt in it so nop theres no caliories

Answer 3

yeah they have calories. newspaper is a good source of fiber

Answer 4

Technically, it does. To a physicist, a calorie is the heat flow needed to raise the temperature of one gram of water by one degree Celsius. So, anything that burns will have calories.* However, humans will not be able to extract those calories using the chemicals we have in our digestive tract.

*OK, most sugar-sweetened beverages will not "burn", but if you remove the water, you're left with sugar (and other stuff) that will burn.

Answer 5

hm thats a good question......

Answer 6

every single letter, and pillow fluff, wow, calories are bigger then a whopper.

Answer 7

idk i don't think so but i know it probably won't be good to eat  

Answer 8

The calorie is a unit of heat measurement.  Basically, anything that burns, or can be dehydrated and burned, has calories.

So the answer to your questions is yes, newspaper definitely has calories.

Answer 9

hmm.. newspaper makes come from water and papers..

papers come from trees..

trees might have calories?

so newspaper might have little bit of caloires but its not for eat.

Answer 10

good question.. but I have no idea.  

Answer 11

I think that paper would be a good source of fiber, being a wood  derivative it could have calories, but I don't think that pillow fluff would have calories because it has nothing in it that your body needs and would pass the same as it went in.

Answer 12

not at all.unless people eat paper

Answer 13

since calories are for the purpose of fuel to the animal eating it, I would say absolutely NOT.  What living thing thrives on newspaper? zero.

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