I am sitting on the park bench with my iphone, and I gotta pee REALLY baddly! I'd just go on the tree, but there is a police officer nearby and my town has strict anti-public urination laws. I can't get out of his sight before I would wet my pants. I am wondering: Does peeing in your pants count as public urination? If I am going to get a ticket/arrested anyway, I would rather have dry underwear, but I would rather pee in my underpants and jeans than get a ticket.
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