Does "thou shalt not steal" include bases?

Question

Does "thou shalt not steal" include bases?

Answer 1

Yes, it does.  Therefore, every baseball player who has ever lived is burning in h**l now.  I wonder if they're chasing Satan around with a baseball bat.  

Answer 2

yes but since the bases are actually left at the ball park when the game is over the players are really just borrowing them without permission.

Answer 3

Yes, Ricky Henderson may think he owns the "crown", but wait until he sees where the coronation is...

Answer 4

Hahaha! Sounds very similar to an old Gallagher joke from the 80s.

"Do you have to brush your teeth during a fast? Whey do they call it a fast when it goes s'd**n slow?"

Answer 5

Although, that's pretty funny... I wouldn't be making jokes about the Ten Commandments!!!

Answer 6

no

Answer 7

All Your Bases Are Belong To Us

Answer 8

aww cmon man. that's just ridiculous. stop bending around interpretations just so you can have fun around Christianity.  

Answer 9

True, that all your base are belong to us. You have no chance to survive make your time.