Does size really matter? ?

Question

Inspired by Neonman's "Bignesses" question

"Teen Beauty" is open for bigness (pains taking beauty)

by Jellz Fisher

It’s

Large

Quite big

Blooming

Sizeable

Enormous

Massive

Huge

Mountainous

Gigantic

Spacious

Universal

Hideous!!

It’s…..So….BIG!!

I can’t go out like this!

What if my friends see me?

Excuse me…does this pimple cream

come in “skin-tone”?

How much is the biggest bottle?

I'll take 2.

Answer 1

Sure does especially when it comes to teen age beauty.What do you call this (form)? One word column !

Answer 2

Funny....bigness has many connotations!  And in the case of men, many definitions as in measuring accurately!  Feel free to use 'bignesses', spellchick does protest!

Answer 3

Size definitely matters, how I remember these days!  This is so funny!  Well written, as always!

Answer 4

Oh yes, size matters!

You ask any child picking a slice of cake.

Or as you wonderfully illustrated, a girl checking her complexion.

Answer 5

I am assuming this question deals with your Subway sandwich, your hamburger from your favorite burger place, or your order of fries from same.  Or your milkshake, diet soda, breakfast omelet or cup of morning coffee.

Yes, size does matter to everyone. If you are trying to lose a few pounds you don't want to overdo the calories.  If you want to stave off those hunger pangs you don't want to under eat.  And, if it is a truly good sandwhich, burger, order of fries, milkshake, diet soda, omelet or cup of Joe there can never be too much.

Bon appetit'.

Answer 6

Things - do sometimes appear larger - when they are unwanted and stared at.  Loved your graduation of size - from it just being there - to the far reaches of space. Very funny. Well done ♥

Answer 7

I have to agree with Jenny on this...your jellin' like a felon!!

Thanks for the laugh!! (and for ruining my expectation of what this Q was really all about..lol!!)

Answer 8

Funny! Also a lesson in synonyms in the English language, as well as an example of teenage angst.

Answer 9

You are adorable!

Answer 10

It is funny.....we all know what that phrase actually is about, but no one is saying anything.  So, I will say it....you lured people in to read your poem by implying it was about the size of some-one's manhood (to use a euphemism!)...as a granny I cannot go full-frontal on this.

Nice pome....I especially liked the last line 'I'll take 2' it rounds it off beautifully.

Answer 11

My first morning smile!

Thank you, brightness.

ma

Answer 12

Your jelling, BIG time.