Does sleeping with a homeless person constitute as "community service" in New Zealand?

Question

I just need some ideas for my lunch break.

Answer 1

As a member of the community, I can think of lots of services you could perform for me if you're just digging around for service projects!

Answer 2

Only if the homeless person is not a midget.  If he/she does happen to be, you have to pay accordingly for the service.  This is the 3rd amendment to the Save the Midgets Act of 2006.

Answer 3

Sure...

As long as all you do is "sleep" with him....

No hanky panky allowed, goodie-two-shoes...

(oh...I almost forgot...today for lunch, I recommend...

...s*x on a giant bagel...)

God bless...

Answer 4

That sounds like an idea to me! It's always great to give back to the community! (for you...not me!!) hee hee hee!!!~~~

Answer 5

I does, but you have to like the smell of sour milk, mad dog 20/20, cigarettes, and BO! mh