Does the Queen Elizabeth f**t?

Question

and if she does, wht do they smell like?

Answer 1

yes on her own she raises her leg, with The Duke of york she asks him to pull her finger before doing it, and in the prescence of guests she does it for fun, then blames the Corgis.

Answer 2

No; she pomps!

Answer 3

Yes, especially in bed when she wants to give Phillip a Dutch treat.

Answer 4

No they eat f**t free food! very expensive but the likes of idiots pay for it. The Queens p**p contains more nutritious nutrients than anything you can buy from the shops!!

They say you could run a small country on the Queens droppings from just one morning alone??

hope this helps?

Answer 5

Um YEAH, everyone does im mean just because she's the queen dosn't mean that she can stop it from happening.

they would smell like anyone elses.

Answer 6

No!! But Ive heard of the royal wee!!

Answer 7

Only when someone pulls her finger.

Answer 8

sure she does..she eats beans  and then follows the proper protcol??? Phazyme Time

Answer 9

sure...when she's at home.

Answer 10

No, she gets someone else to do it for her.

Answer 11

She farts like a fat pig ;)

Answer 12

I'm sure she tries not to.

Answer 13

Of course she does.  She probably giggles about it when she is alone.

Answer 14

No she has someone to do it for her.

Answer 15

Of course, she's only human the same as you and I. She just have more wealth that's all.

Answer 16

Ahhhh, I had to think before I answered this one..... h**l YA she blows one off just like the rest us Moron!!!  What a question, You must be bored.

Answer 17

it is a natual human process so yeah.

Answer 18

She doesn't call them "farts". They're Royal Flatulences.

Answer 19

Yes she does ,then she issues a royal pardon.They probably smell the same as anyone elses do,lol possibly more with the rich food they have to eat.

Answer 20

Certainly not.

All the Royal family are trained in "Phart" management at a very early age.

Please read my book. "Phart control for shy people"

You will find it under "How to cook sprouts until they are safe" in the Sainsburys book counter.

Answer 21

Unless she's a lizard, she probably does ;)

Answer 22

yes, and it smells of caviar and champagne

Answer 23

Yes but it does not stink

Answer 24

Which Queen Elizabeth? If you mean QEI, then no. She's dead. If you mean QEII, then yes. All humans f**t (unless they have a medical condition that prevents them from doing so). Though i have always wondered what Queen Elizabeth II's toilet is like. And since I was 6 I've always wondered if she gets someone to wipe her backside....but I guess not. Who knows? :P

Answer 25

every1 does