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Does the queen break wind?

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Does the queen break wind?

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  1. Only in privies, which does not count.


  2. True story:

    Queen Elizabeth II and President Reagan were out riding horses together one day. The queen's horse passed wind. The queen turned to Ronald Reagan and said, "Oh, I'm so sorry." Reagan said, "That's okay. Everybody does it."

  3. Yes.

  4. no, she has someone to do it for her

  5. I would assume so, since every human being does.

  6. Whilst our bodies are relaxed it is a natural bodily function to expel unwanted gas.....so.......yes.....she must do!

  7. She will break your head you poor peasant. Get working to pay those loans. Scruffy peasant, please waste your life going from disco to club.

  8. She did once whilst viewing a brand new horse added to the guards. She took one look at the horse, smiled and promptly blamed it on the horse.

  9. Yes and she also gets the odd bout of diarrhoea just like you and me.

  10. Anyone with an alimentary tract produces gas. I assume that the Queen has the breeding to do it discretely and not force it out noisily. This is not the first time that this question has been put.

  11. No, she gets a butler to do it for her

  12. Fact of life everyone does or they would be in a very bad state probably dead.

  13. When she does 'parp' everyone stands up and salutes.

  14. Nah, one has a wind dispeller to take them away and box them up.

    It is then sold in Boots as J-Lo Glow..lol

  15. yes silly everyone breaks wind, it is after all a natural function of the human body and a queen is human too.

  16. Yep, EVERYONE does.

    I know someone who was actually waiting for the queen to finish in the loo at a sporting venue.

  17. is the queen not human? dumbass question much. here's another; does she p**s or take a ****?

  18. No, she has a servant to do it for her.

  19. Ya , but can you can it,  and shoot it into space so another living alien cicvilization  somewhere out there can appreiciate a really royal f**t.

  20. Do you?

  21. Yes! Royal one

  22. I think that one does

  23. of course

  24. ummmmmm anyways

  25. of course but its the girls rules- -

    girls poo flowers and f**t beautiful perfume!!

  26. Well, DUH!! Sure she does! Just like every other human on the planet! She may be queen but she still"breaks wind" just like you,just like other royals,just like actors,singers,NFL stars and even the people who hold offices in Washington D.C.

  27. no she is air tight she belches instead.

  28. I wonder if they are silent but violent or is one a noisy one

  29. Obviously

  30. Whenever she likes, and I should think so too. Its her bloody country isn't it?

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