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Does the queen give herself the royal pardon when she has a case of bad wind from her bottom?

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my 10yr old son would like to know what everyone thinks sorry!!!!!!

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how would anyone on yahoo Q&A know?? we don't live with her.
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that's weird
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I hope you are not teaching him English.
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Shes an old f**t anyhow ! lol.

Yuo get a star for this question loveeee it lol
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she goes to the throne to do that.
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NO OF COURSE SHE DOSNT,SHE DOSNT f**t LIKE A VIRGIN(A 747 TAKING OFF) IF STOOD,SHE MAKES YOU CURTSY,AND IF SITTING SHE GOES PAA NOBODY HEARS,IF IT SMELLS SHE SAYS-PHILIP DO STOP THAT...
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The queen does not pass wind, she has someone else do it for her.
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Er Majesty don't do that. She has charcoal biscuits every morning to take care of that particular potential.
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NO

She pays someone else to do it for her

Listen to Mike Harding on this subject:

http//:www.mikeharding.co.uk
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yes i think so, but maybe she would be too embarrassed to make a fuss about it.
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Wind is for commoners, not the queen.
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Yes, actually
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No.

The cook is sent to the "Tower of London"
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Queen Elizabeth and Prince Phillip are entertaining the King and Queen of Tonga, during the visit they accept a customary ride in the horse drawn cart around the grounds of Sandringham Castle.

During the trip one of the horses farts and the sound and smell carries all the way through the cart to the royals. Embarrassed by this, the queen whispers in Phillip's ear "do you think I should mention that to our guests?". Phillip agrees saying "yes, that would be a good idea".

So the queen leans over to the the King of Tonga and says: "please do excuse me, I'm very embarrassed about that", to which the king of Tonga replies, "that's ok ma'am, I thought it was the horse".
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no she cups it in her hands and throws it at Phillip and says get aload of that phil.sorry i love toilet humour
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I think she would blame it on the corgis ( her dogs)
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ha haha I remember my dad saying to me once "I reckon when the queen wants to f**t she says "Footman please f**t for me" haha!!
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she most certainly does! unless they go by unnoticed...i've sometimes wondered that myself! :D
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Of course One does!
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Would you ask this question if refering to Mohammad/islam.

Christs followers are easily rediculed...
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look it up xD.

i cant believe all these people are saying "queen doesnt pass wind from her bottom"

well, she would have to have to be ill if she didnt.

im sure she says nothing about it since so many other people are around her, they probably wouldnt suspect her.
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There has been a terrible misunderstanding, here. Brittish Royalty no longer has to toy with human elimination..such substances are molecularized into a rose-like cloud that gently wafts into the air and brings joy to all. A royal decree, not a pardon, should accompany such an event!!
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