Does the queen wipe her own?

Question

do you think she wipes her own bottom, or is it a job for the servants

Answer 1

Dont know about the wiping part, but it must be d**n hard to balance that crown when squeezing out a U-bend blocker....!

Answer 2

The answer is simple, it's on a "need to know" basis and we don't need to know................so it's none of our business and I like it that way!

best of luck to you!

Answer 3

Noooooo the corgi's just l**k her hands afterwards!

Answer 4

I hope so!  I wouldn't like to be Mistress of the Stool!"

Answer 5

Bit difficult with Paul Burrel up there

Answer 6

no those stoogies around her family probably do it

Answer 7

Strangely enough this is not a topic of conversation that has ever cropped up among my friends and acquaintances neither has the question as to whether anyone else cleans their own rear.I must lead a very sheltered life.Not being privy,if you'll pardon the pun,to what happens in the royal WC,I will have to proclaim my ignorance to one and all and say i don't know.

Answer 8

I would hope so!!!!

Answer 9

I don't think the queen poo's.

Answer 10

Don't be silly the Queen doesn't go to the toilet.  Doh!!

OSMOSIS if you must know

Answer 11

i'm guessing she uses a bidet

Answer 12

I think it is way past your bedtime so put your daddies computer away and go to bed like a good little child

Answer 13

Yes, she does. But it was not always the case, Henry the VIII had a gentleman valet whose job it was to clean the royal posterior with his bare hands. Apparently this kind of body servant was not unique to King Harry. The rest of the world made do with corn cobs and leaves...

Answer 14

No Drewey, The Queen does not.  She has a person called First Lady of the Royal Bedchamber - this is a very old position and was originally called the First Lady of the Royal Chamber Pot - it was Queen Victoria who dropped the Pot from the esteemed title - resulting in the well know Victorian Prudishness that she is famed for.  The Present FLORB is Lady Cynthia Farquar - Harson and she has been in the role since 1939 when the Queen was Princess Elizabeth.  The Role not only attends to the Monarch's normal daily 'functions' but also emptoes the Royal Chamber Pot in the morning.

Answer 15

she just scoots across the carpet like the corgi's do!!

Answer 16

No, but the story about the royal bog seat is TRUE.

tHEY'LL TELL YOU IT ISN'T BUT DON'T BELIEVE THEM.  my cousin was in a place opened by Diana and there was a man in the entourage who screwed on a special bog seat before and removed it after.

Answer 17

WHY DO YOU THINK SHE HAS 5 SMALL DOG?

Answer 18

So here's yet another conversation that cropped up at the pub the other night. Does the queen wipe like the rest of us?

List of various options that was discussed in depth.

- She wipes with loo roll folded 3 to 4 times like normal people.

- Bidet.

- Servent wipes with loo paper, again folded 3 to 4 times.

- Has an e***a every day. (Not sure about mopping up)

- Sponge on a stick.

Answer 19

thats what the corgi's are for.

Answer 20

I hope shes wipes it herself

Answer 21

lol im pretty sure she wipes her own booty.

Answer 22

Why waste your time?

Answer 23

I have seen her wipe her specs at race meetings so she could quite easily clean herself. She just gets her bath run for her, clothes arranged for whichever occasion, and she has the guts to wear them.  And she should be congratulated for not going mad as her offspring are. Charles gets his toothpaste on his brush by a footman, and he still hangs out with that prat who arranges his social life and parties weird or what.  Can't stand the c....t myself, but I like the Queen.

Answer 24

Yes. And she uses both sides of the paper.