Does the total solar eclipse of 2012 spell the end of the Universe for UFO aliens?

Question

Apparently, i've once again run out of questions to answer.

Gack, i'm tired of these questions.

Please amuze me with funny answers.

Answer 1

Ugh, go read some physics and astronomy books, and learn to open your mind.

Trust me you need to! Your middle school driveI is quite bothersome. I have also seen you and a couple of other numbskulls REPEATEDLY trying to takeover our A&S and even trying to force your opinions on others using shall we say less than respectful and often juvenile methods. (Ahem. Like this one.)

Don't be that guy.

Answer 2

I hope not, they make the best barbecue sauce..

Answer 3

I hope not my lawn will never get mowed then!

Answer 4

yeah, i can't top Kinger for funny... Nairobi, the rouged red star will approach the Earth and flip our skirt up... or something.

but why wait until 2012?

Let's start.... <wait for it>

NOW!

Answer 5

Aliens!?!?

Answer 6

ONLY FOR LIFE AS WE KNOW IT!!!

Prepare yourselves now everyone, because come 2012 we are all gonna die!

When I was adjusting my tin foil hat, I made contact with the closest alien life forms on planet Tickanoga. They said they were building something called a "particle accelorator" that was gonna make a big black hole and end the world!

The total solar eclipse? Please thats just silly...

EDIT: Oh ya I forgot to mention they live on planet x and have a 3600 year orbit around the sun and in 2012 they are going to come close and turn on their big bad particle accelorator.

Answer 7

no. we alien have gather weapon than human.

we have know how to travel into the speed of light

Answer 8

Yea, aliens have never seen an eclipse before. When it passes they will think humans have some all powerful weapon and freak out. After that they will leave us alone. I'll miss them.

Answer 9

yes dident u know an extinct civilizations calnder is going to end soon which ofcourse some random planet tht gonna kill us all suddenly show up and this  planet has giant half angel half human beings created by god tht are 60ft tall qoiuncidence i think not and there are these wonderful websites which sell supplies at ridcoulous prices so u can survive the impending doom isent tht nice of them and even though no self respecting scientist have confirmed these claims they 100% true so yh were all dead and so are all the UFO's

Answer 10

Actually, the Galactic Equator (all of our sun's planets and most of the sun's compatriots and their solar systems within the Andromeda Galaxy - as we are not actually part of the Milky Way Galaxy as once thought) will line up (within about 6 degrees) and the planet Nairobi (spelling?) from an existing rouge red dwarf sun (can't remember name) will descend ever closer to its closest point (about a little less than 1 light year - or 5 trillion miles) and tug on our (Earth) gravitational mass towards it.  Creating a new polar shift that has the North pole (currently pointing to the Polaris star) switching to the Vega star - which has been proven (2 inch thick magnetic rock every 1000 ft deep or so, changing its polarity) with a cycle of about every 26 thousand years, and thus an "ice age" is born.   This shift will cause a catalystic event and rip the current plate tectonics to shreds.  Water will fill the voided crevasses and our little planet called Earth will be uninhabitable (with intelligent life forces) for about a thousand years.  Then the next 10's of thousands of years (Ice Age years) will bury the changes to earth and allow life to exist once again.  Intelligent life will prevail after those many years and will inherit a new planet Earth.  As so many millions of creatures have done so many times before.  Yeah!