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Does this joke make you laugh A Chinese man went to a bar. At the counter he sat next to a famous Hollywood?

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producer, Steven Spielberg.

After a round of beer the Chinese guy sensed that Spielberg was glaring at him. Suddenly, he crashed down from his stool, felled by a vicious hook from the producer. Picking himself up, he yelled, “What the h**l was that for?“

The producer ranted: “That´s for the bombing of Pearl Harbor. My dad perished in that bombing!“ “I´m Chinese, not Japanese, you stupid nincompoop!

“ “Yeah, yeah, yeah ... Japanese, Chinese, Burmese, Vietnamese, it´s all the same to me.“

Regaining his composure, the Chinese guy took his seat and ordered another drink.A few seconds later, he turned around and delivered a deadly fist to the producer, sending him flat to the floor. “What was that for?“ exclaimed the producer.“That´s for sinking the Titanic! I had ancestors on that ship!“ the Chinese man replied. “You ignorant fool! The Titanic was sunk by an iceberg!“ shouted the producer. “Yeah,yeah,yeah...Iceberg, Carlsberg, Spielberg...it's all the same to me",

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  1. Oh I get it but it might be offensive to some!


  2. yea it made me giggle but nt fall over in a fit of laughter

  3. no...bigtime predjudice..i chose not to read past the first line

  4. i like it

  5. Not the best thing I've ever heard, but yeah, It made me giggle.

    [x]melanieinuyasha

  6. hahaha i like that

  7. old heard it before

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