Does this mean I'm weird or something?

Question

I'm a happily married 52 year old school teahcer. Last week we took a field trip to the zoo and I noticed something I'd never realised before; I think I might be attracted to ostriches. I don't know if it's the long legs or the fluttery eyelashes or the way their little bodies look kind of like little black skirts, and I would certainly never act on these feelings, but I need to know if this is a normal feeling, or if there's something wrong with me. Is there anyone else out there who feels this way about ostriches?

I can't stop thinking about them and I'd really like some feedback about this one. Thank you in advance.

Answer 1

So, it was you, was it?  I work at London Zoo and have had to deal with the fall-out of a very distressed male ( YES MALE ) ostrich called Jeremy.  You haven't telephoned or written since that fateful day and he has had his head buried in the sand ever since. We had previously spent weeks getting him ready for release onto the Savanna when you go and s***w up, literally, his head. I am enclosing 2 free passes for this coming Sunday for you to visit and apologise to Jeremy. We really hope you can come on Sunday and, please,do not wear that bright yellow cardigan, it really scared him last time.

Answer 2

ho this is strange !but every one are attrected to some thing like some like music and many more i dont think it is bad one of my friend like pigs a lot ....really dont be afride but be in caution

Answer 3

what kind of **** is this. sexualy attracted?

i suggest you go and **** one and have mutant babies.

Answer 4

As long as you NEVER try to act on those weird fantasies, it's perfectly okay. Ostriches can disembowel you with a single kick.

Answer 5

....for the safety of others and any pets,please never get a dog....god knows what would happen to it in your house.....

Answer 6

maybe they remind you of a certain feature that you like in your sexual partners. That doesn't mean that you want to have s*x with the ostrich, but perhaps that you wish for a woman to have longer legs, bigger eyes, etc.

Answer 7

Walk up right behind one, and if it doesn't kick you in the balls, give it a poke with your clam digger.

Answer 8

Doesn't Dr. Phil say something like... "If you have to ask if it's normal, it probably isn't?" lol

I don't know, get a big picture of one, as long as you aren't hurting yourself or anyone else (animals included), I guess it's okay. It is 'different' though! :-)

Answer 9

you might be happily married but you have dark desire. Some people have lust having s*x with animal.