Does this poem prove that we aussie men are the most romantic ?

Question

Of Course I Love Ya Darling

Your A Bloody Top Notch Bird

And When I Say Your Gorgeous

I Mean Every Single Word

So Ya Bum Is On The Big Side

I Dont Mind A Bit Of Flab

It Means That When I'm Ready

Theres Somethin There To Grab

So Your Belly Isnt Flat No More

I Tell Ya, I Dont Care

So Long As When I Cuddle Ya

I Can Get My Arms Around There

No Sheila Who Is Your Age

Has Nice Round Perky b*****s

They Just Gave Into Gravity

But I Know Ya Did Ya Best

Im Tellin Ya The Truth Now

I Never Tell Ya Lies

I Think Its Very s**y

That Youv Got Dimples On Ya Thighs

I Swear On Me Nannas Grave Now

The Moment That We Met

I Thought U Was As Good As

I Was Ever Gonna Get

No Matter Wot U Look Like

Ill Always Love Ya Dear

Now Shut Up While The Footys On

And Get Me Another Beer!

Answer 1

yea yea absolutely romantic, black eye romantic~~!!!! lolzzz

Answer 2

Haha yeah its a great poem!! So sincere bt a little wierd..yeah its romantic

Answer 3

:0) it was good

Answer 4

Whoa!!!

Woo Hoo!!!

let me me tell you that seriously that was the best poem ever

not to mention that I resemble most of those paragraphs as well these days,No just kidding I am of course trim taught and terrific.

But if I had a bruce that recited that poem to me I would gladly get him another beer!

Thanks for sharing that one.

..........Cheers.......

Answer 5

well let me tell you

honey ,now iv had time to think

if you think your romantic

youv had to much to drink

so i will not get your beer

or feed your bloody dog

as far as im concerned

your still a bloody slob

loved it BC LOL

x x x

Answer 6

i love it!!! its won me over