Does your religion offer a sign-up bonus to new converts?

Question

Does your religion offer a sign-up bonus to new converts?

Answer 1

dont be silly...we dont get paid to go to church!!

Answer 2

Yes Ten Jesus points for each convert, Redeemable in heaven. Hard to collect though.

Answer 3

As an agnostic my signing bonus was to remove all guilt from my entire life and I was actually granted freedom and feel liberated.  

Answer 4

Definitely-eternal life-it's the only bonus I've ever received that I never deserved.

Answer 5

YA.....coupons for FORGIVENESS,REPENTANCE and a personal relationship with God how good does that sound. ALL FREE OF CHARGE!!!! Why are Athiests so set on trying to make christians look bad, why not leave them alone and let them believe what they believe?

Answer 6

Sure does, its called heaven. Happy now?

Answer 7

Yes. We receive eternal life. What more could we want?

Answer 8

Ritualised drinking

Answer 9

Yes, a dagger, free religious writings, holy scarves and a coupon for McDonalds.

Answer 10

I've had recommendations before to do that. Unfortunately is makes absolutely no sense at all.

Have you heard about the gas raffle right after church. One raffle a week for free gas! who can possible lose with that?

Answer 11

No, which gives me a clue that I am practicing a religion rather than joining a cult or buying a car.

Answer 12

Yes.  It's called "Salvation."

Answer 13

No.  

Answer 14

No

Answer 15

No!  Rather on the contrary, it costs real money as well as a lot of time and effort to convert to Judaism.