Dog's Birthday Cake?

Question

I'm making a birthday cake for my cousin's dog's birthday party, (it's a people cake) ... the dog has it's own special dog cake. I was just wondering "What should I write on it?" then, i forgot that my cousin wanted me to create something funny on it. (I.e. for her dad's birthday she put "Happy Birthday Dad! Glad you made it!" . So, she wanted to do somewhat the same thing on her dog's cake. Her dog is a white Lhasa Apso/ Shih Tzu named Dinosaur. So, I was wondering if you could fill in the blank... (just because you can't really say, "glad you made it".

Happy 1st Birthday Dinosaur!

_____________________________ <---That's where the "funny" line goes.

Answer 1

1.&quot;We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It&#039;s the best deal man has ever made&quot;

2.&quot;Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.&quot;

Life lessons learned from a dog

1. If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you&#039;ll get what you want.

2. Don&#039;t go out without ID.

3. Be direct with people; let them know exactly how you feel by pissing on their shoes.

4. Be aware of when to hold your tongue, and when to use it.

5. Leave room in your schedule for a good nap.

6. Always give people a friendly greeting. A cold nose in the crotch is most effective.

7. When you do something wrong, always take responsibility (as soon as you&#039;re dragged shamefully out from under the bed).

8. If it&#039;s not wet and sloppy, it&#039;s not a real kiss.

Answer 2

why are you making a birthday cake for a dog?

Answer 3

it&#039;s a dog who cares what you put on it

Answer 4

you know dogs dont care if its their birthday or not

Answer 5

How about..................Happy First B-Day Dinosaur!

                                     I&#039;ll tell u later if the cake was good. . .

Good luck x

Answer 6

u little s h i t

Answer 7

P***k the dog and move on you dumb shiza

Answer 8

so was it the big bang or what?

only 20 million years to go.

you look great for seven

how old is that in dino years?

your almost a fossil

ha ha i think i like almost a fossil....yeah that&#039;s my favorite. good luck with your cake.