Dog Joke! THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY. I MEAN NO HARM TO ANY ANIMALS

Question

THE FOLLOWING IS NOT TRUE AND I MEAN NO HARM TO ANIMALS.

Girl: Help, have you seen my lost dog, sir?

Man: I don't know, could you tell me about it first?

Girl: Well, it's a girl. She has really bad mange, "cherry eye in both of her eyes, three legs, a sore back, and her feet bleed a lot and are swollen.

Man: Yikes! That poor dog. Well, I don't think I saw her. What's her name?

Girl: Lucky.

NOW DO NOT COMPLAIN TO ME ABOUT HOW CRUEL I AM. YOU CHOSE TO READ THIS. I MEAN NO HARM TO ANIMALS AND THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY. IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING GOOD TO SAY, THEN DON'T SAY IT!

Answer 1

thats a bad name for a dog. she has all those problems and her name is Lucky thats so not lucky lol  

Answer 2

LOL.  Wrong name for the dog.  but don't people understand that dogs get sick just like humans do so what would anyone want to complain for?

Answer 3

OOOOhhhh! My! Gosh! With a name like 'Lucky' this joke has gat to be funny!!!.

Answer 4

old old old..but i'll take the heat off ya dude...

  how do you make a "baby float" ????

      ya start with a glass of rootbeer......

Answer 5

Boo!

Answer 6

i've heard that before but differently.

there was a little boy standing on the corner of the street with a sign that read "LOST DOG. 3 legs, one ear, patch over one eye, and half his hair is missing......answers to "Lucky"

Answer 7

Thats not a joke. The way ur all ninny and apologetic IS funny.