Dogs jobbies all mysterious things, riddle?

Question

general dog jobbie questions, this is a mere joky one to make you not think and not wonder and not have a life..etc

1. why are dogs jobbies so hard to avoid stepping into ?

2. where have the white turds gone?

3. why do dogs spin in a circle and pad their back paws frantically before having a richard the 3rd?

any vets in or dog-jobbicologists? cheers

win your 10 points easily for being best answerer

Answer 1

White turds are produced by dogs fed on unprocessed meat and bone, and tripe. Most dogs have canned or dried food these days. But there are still some to be found; I saw one yesterday!